Hire Nolan
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Nolan

Cat. Experienced professional. Available immediately, again.

Open to work
Position sought
Any
Salary expectation
Tuna
Earliest start date
After nap
Longest held position
1 week
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Nolan, a pale cream-ginger cat with a white chest, sitting and looking at the camera
Applicant photo (attached)
Objective

To find a job I can keep for longer than one week. Will sit on important things.

Employment history

Season 1 · Start at episode 1
Episode 1 thumbnail: Nolan in a standoff with Doug at the grocery store
Episode 1 · Inventory

Fresh Basket Market

Stock Associate · 1 week
Supervisor
Doug (Store Manager, formerly)
Duties
Personally inspected every can in the household. Then the store.
Left because
The tuna is gone.
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Episode 2 thumbnail: security camera footage of a cat on a shredded sofa
Episode 2 · Showroom

Plush & Co. Furniture

Sales Associate · 1 week
Supervisor
Brenda (Sales Manager)
Duties
Comfort-tested every sofa. Fell asleep mid-pitch.
Left because
Three sofas in ribbons. CAM 03 saw everything. That could be any cat.
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Episode 3 thumbnail: Nolan with a milk mustache
Episode 3 · Barista

The Daily Grind

Barista · 1 week
Supervisor
Julian (Café Manager)
Duties
Knocked a latte off the counter. Offered a customer "real milk" instead. Licked the next one clean.
Left because
Eleven gallons of milk. Gone.
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Episode 4 thumbnail: Nolan riding out of the office in a cardboard box
Episode 4 · Office · Season finale

Pinnacle Solutions

Corporate Associate · 1 week
Supervisor
Kyle, 19 (Manager, somehow)
Duties
Napped on the printer. Moved into the filing cabinet. Wrote a twelve-page report ("gggggggg").
Left because
Sat on important things. Fired as a pair.
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Skills

Self-assessed
Sitting on important things100%
Napping on warm printers100%
Knocking things off counters97%
Milk (all kinds except oat)94%
Customer service6%
Being a team playerNo.

References

Available on request, unfortunately
"I can't get ANY work done, Kyle."
DougTwenty years of management experience. Co-worker, four times.
"Not my problem. I'm management."
KyleFormer supervisor. Nineteen.
Nolan asleep on top of an office printer
Outtakes

Behind the scenes

Missed lines, stolen lattes and a lot of naps on set. A new blooper Short goes up every day.

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